friend: i promise you when i’m at school my anus won’t hemorrhage from black dicks
me: you should only make promises that you can keep
why is there a fucking tomato in the train
because its the subway
(via missbananaberry)
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
well see you in 3 days
(via missbananaberry)
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someone:
That's so gay
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white girl:
OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
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someone:
That's so gay
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gay person:
I know right
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
stop wondering
oh. my. god.
(via missbananaberry)
Guys. I found my favorite photo of myself… Oh my god. Can I please just clone me here and make out with him……. ; u ;
(via guru--guru)
(Source: imake-gifs, via guru--guru)
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The Avenue on Portage by 5468796 Architecture
A simple move dramatically transform the original façade, shifting the perception from eyesores to an urban landmark.
wtf this is my city. since when is anything in winnipeg a “landmark”. what.
(via bjornsrandoms)
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all my likes dislikes and opinions shared to the world without me having to leave my room. Perfect.
